@TheOnion @HellaciousMoxie is this real life?!
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@TheOnion @HellaciousMoxie hahahahah brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "We can’t wait to start a family." – Woman who regularly forgets to cap bottles of detergent http://onion.com/10ljlNn LOL!

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@TheOnion: "We can’t wait to start a family." – Woman who regularly forgets to cap bottles of detergent http://onion.com/10ljlNn ”@BOOMSELECT -
@TheKnuttel@TheOnion@BOOMSELECT A biodegradable, non toxic detergent solution!
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