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@TheOnion Shockingly accurate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: TAURUS: The rise of Jupiter indicates that, Jesus Christ, get your goddamn finances in order already" accurateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I alway suspected Jesus was Taurus, that explains his bad timing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Okay! Okay! I get it! “
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@TheOnion I think this was directed at the federal government.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kim Kardashian has yet another fail red carpet moment! LOL!! http://blog.fc2.com/click/?adid=1250&adurl=http://piczone.org/sd8f7b2 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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