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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 May 2013

    Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game Systemhttp://onion.com/12st8zp 

    1:38 PM - 21 May 2013
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      1. Meredith  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Meredith_VA 21 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @spacejunk ... “@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp ”

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      2. King T'Challa‏ @Flask_Gordon 21 May 2013
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        This gonna be me. Lol RT @TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp 

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      3. Reese Litterspoon‏ @WashedReese 21 May 2013
        Replying to @Flask_Gordon

        @Flask_Gordon LMAO same here. i'm already like that.

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      4. King T'Challa‏ @Flask_Gordon 21 May 2013
        Replying to @WashedReese

        @reesecollins518 My son won't even be 2 til July but I'm bout to show him the Xbox One reveal videos anyway. Shit HE'S their demo now anyway

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      5. Reese Litterspoon‏ @WashedReese 21 May 2013
        Replying to @Flask_Gordon

        @Flask_Gordon lol right. my daughter was in my arms on the couch while i watched it on SpikeTV. this is your legacy Sophia. lmao

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      1. Jamie Ferguson‏ @jamiejferguson 21 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp ” true true #meh #xboxone

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      1. Kelly McDonald‏ @kellyhackmack 21 May 2013
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        He even looks like an Indian @SunnysDiner @TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New VideoGameSystemhttp://onion.com/12st8zp 

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      1. Owen's Breakfast‏ @brekfast_newz 21 May 2013
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        @TheOnion I don't get it

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      1. Priscilla Keeling‏ @Ilovedragoms 21 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp ” @TeamKoKo

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      1. Danny McGuinness‏ @Dannymc5 21 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Were you watching me in my house earlier? Ages are wrong though. I'm 47 and my son 's 7. Get your facts right.

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      1. Luke Zeck‏ @lzeck79 21 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp ” @AZ51206 this is Tylor and me. LoL

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      1. Bradford Davis‏ @BradfordDavis_ 21 May 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp " @chaseatron

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      1. Jacob Steinberg‏ @JMackSupreme 21 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp ” Me one day

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      1. Kevogre  🇺🇸‏ @Kevogre 21 May 2013
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        This would be me if I wanted my son to know about it @TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System

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      1. MaR‏ @karanarontu 21 May 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System http://onion.com/12st8zp 

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      1. Stephen‏ @StephenFree 21 May 2013
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        @TheOnion This is too true to life

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      1. Kanji is Straight, Actually  👻 👻‏ @KanjiLikesBoys 21 May 2013
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        @TheOnion thank you for continuing to stay abreast of current affairs

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