@emilitasenorita RT @TheOnion: Whole Foods stores throw out a surprising amount of hummus that is still totally fine #CollegeGradTips
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@aaschw How did I miss this yesterday? This is golden. -
@emilitasenorita Clearly you were to busy actually doing your job when you should have been staring at your phone.
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@jasperfrowns MT@TheOnion Whole Foods stores throw out a surprising amount of hummus that is still totally finehttp://onion.com/16K01gR - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: Whole Foods stores throw out a surprising amount of hummus that is still totally fine#CollegeGradTips” ??@AlekzandrCAD -
@PWClark716 u know me too well
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