@skyler_courter haha I love it. Meanwhile, you should just ignore the last one...
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@TheOnion: Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTips” I'm doing it right!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTips”#realtalkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Great advice. “
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@TheOnion "find the shittiest apartment known to humankind and move in with three people you don’t know from Craigslist"
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@TheOnion: Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTips”@brooksndoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTips” ...optimistic...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My approach is all wrong! RT
@TheOnion "Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTips"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And remember college graduates, by the time you finish with your debt you'll be 30+ and only have 20 years before you're too old.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#tooreal RT@TheOnion: Send one resume out and wait at least one year to hear back http://onion.com/16K01gR#CollegeGradTipsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion MinimumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not parody, that's reality. Rule of thumb: 100 qualified resumes to get 10 qualified interviews, to get job as dishwasher.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny @mirrahmf read this “
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