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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 May 2013

    Call From Daycare Can't Be Goodhttp://onion.com/YOTCfi 

    6:31 PM - 17 May 2013
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      1. Brandon Johnson‏ @buddhaphish 17 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is every other day for @ber_johnson & myself. “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ”

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      1. Seth Engelhard‏ @sethengelhard 17 May 2013
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        It's funny because it's true! “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ”

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      1. Miranda Smith‏ @Miranda329 19 May 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jimmy Darryll‏ @JimmyDarryll 18 May 2013
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        @TheOnion @danawilley I love The Onion!

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      1. Make em hate ;)‏ @NubianNemesis 18 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Lmao, right! :D

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      1. Sarah Rivera Corrice‏ @scorrice 17 May 2013
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        Lol :) “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ”

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      1. Elaine Green‏ @elainecgreen 17 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ” lol so funny! Thanks @AaronKGreen

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      2. Sara Hartman‏ @sarahartman29 17 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ” I think we can relate @slowery23 and @LowChey and soon @BWallace12.

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      3. Mark Lowery‏ @MarkLowery23 17 May 2013
        Replying to @sarahartman29

        @sarahartman29 I see Kid's Kingdom on caller ID and cringe. What would they do if you never answered?

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      4. Sara Hartman‏ @sarahartman29 17 May 2013
        Replying to @MarkLowery23

        @LowChey did you read the article? For some reason, I can't stop laughing. Yeah, I see their number and cringe too.

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      1. orange virginia‏ @OrangeVirginia 17 May 2013
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        We've all been here . . . “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ”

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      2. Lindsay English‏ @english_lindsay 17 May 2013
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        “@reednelson23: “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ” Sound right @english_lindsay ?”substitute hit for bit!

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      4. Lindsay English‏ @english_lindsay 17 May 2013
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        @reednelson23 #dontbiteyourfriends

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      1. I'm just saying...‏ @thatsaysalot 17 May 2013
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        @awesomesaucepie Reminds me of you @TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Goodhttp://onion.com/YOTCfi 

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      1. Kelly Langert‏ @kelclink 17 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ” hittin close to home today! #lucylife

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      1. Finn McCool‏ @finn3879 17 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Call From Daycare Can't Be Good http://onion.com/YOTCfi ” #isfinnjrok

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