@TheOnion Well at least he has some manners....
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@TheOnion It surprised me with such a "nice" note for bleeding on the boat he didn't leave a nice duffle bag with a bomb in itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - and he just happened to find a pen. What luck! And we just happened to find out about it a month later! This is top secret stuffThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't believe this! You are a fucking liar! I should Unfollow your ass right now, cause this is not the first lie you reportedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and this is where the apology stops?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And writing in it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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