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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 May 2013

    7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINShttp://onion.com/12bXNAD 

    1:32 PM - 15 May 2013
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    • grac CK Gage Ayala Pooja Joana 𝗸𝗲𝗹 Sarah Christopher Wayne Shem Ezra
    20 replies 257 retweets 123 likes
      1. Teju Cole‏Verified account @tejucole 15 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Teju Cole Retweeted Teju Cole

        @TheOnion I wrote this two days ago. Does this mean I get the internship?https://twitter.com/tejucole/status/332947033554051072 …

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        Teju ColeVerified account @tejucole
        The genre of amusing wrong autocorrects is sustained, like a cape, by the invisible breeze of countless accurate autocorrects.
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      1. Nick Murray‏ @TheMagicGenie 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” @lovephonic

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      1. Joshua Waterstradt‏ @joshwithredhair 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” @kylefletch @LanceShrugged

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      1. Allysa Pappas‏ @allysa_pappas 15 May 2013
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        7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD  via @TheOnion

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      2. Clarke Westby‏ @ClarkeWestby 15 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” number 7 is too funny hahahahahaha

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      3. Steph Boyle‏ @stephanie_boy 15 May 2013
        Replying to @ClarkeWestby

        @ClarkeWestby ahahahahaha 7. 👌

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      1. Milo.‏ @thenewjanbradyq 15 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ECHxSolidarity “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” Read all of them, it gets good.

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      1. alex resendiz‏ @alexxxxresendiz 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” the last one😂😂😂😂

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      1. J Ryan Roehl‏ @JRyanRoehl 15 May 2013
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        @kcroehl You won't believe # 5! “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ”

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      1. GHughes‏ @GHughesNSArtist 15 May 2013
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        @TheOnion sarcasm overload ((O.O))

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      1. alexander solsten‏ @colludeintrude 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” man oh man that shit is just spelled way too correct

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      1. Mike Schwab‏ @schwabsauce 15 May 2013
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        @TheOnion based on the sizes of the bubbles, this appears to be photoshopped. that's obnoxious to me for some reason. FWIW

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      1. Pallbearer Deadborne  ☠️‏ @whitbywino 15 May 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINShttp://onion.com/12bXNAD 

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      1. tony я‏ @tanmansea 15 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Slide 6 of 7: "What'd" is NOT "What did", it would be abbreviation of "What had"; so it's a FAIL :)

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      1. Marcos Acosta‏ @demarco767 15 May 2013
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        @TheOnion I guess I'm to stupid to get it.

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      2. Julia Kretzenbacher‏ @juliakretz 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” @ProfessorHutch

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      3. Hutch‏ @ProfessorHutch 15 May 2013
        Replying to @juliakretz

        @juliakretz Very nice.

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      1. Jack Selby‏ @StopSneetchin 15 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: 7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS http://onion.com/12bXNAD ” #7 >>>>>

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