“@TheOnion:25-year-old's five-year plan includes a promotion,a serious relationship,and being a well-liked teenager http://onion.com/15NfZY1 ”
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@TheOnion lol this is so accurate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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