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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 May 2013

    FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worsthttp://onion.com/YIO9ZC 

    8:10 PM - 9 May 2013
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      1. Ryan McPartlin‏Verified account @RyanMcPartlin 9 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hysterical! “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      1. Proper Sneakers‏ @ProperSneakers 9 May 2013
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        @sethengelhard, yes! “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      1. Walter Scriptunas II‏ @scriptunasphoto 9 May 2013
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        My first flight was on Spirit... “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      1. Tyren T.‏ @TyrenTweets 9 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Reading this as I sit on a plane that should have been in the air an hour ago. I agree 100%!

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      2. Samuel R. Terry‏ @samterrylaw 9 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ” @jme22 Sooooo true!!!! #HateSpiritAirlines

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      1. KM‏ @kmunz 9 Jul 2013
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        no srsly @SpiritAirlines is the fucking worst rt @TheOnion FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC 

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      2. Matthew Fuhrman‏Verified account @mfuhrman 10 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ” @LianeMorejon also this

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      3. Liane Morejon‏Verified account @LianeMorejonTV 10 May 2013
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        @mfuhrman @theonion omg THIS.

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      1. Joseph Zimowski‏ @joezimo 10 May 2013
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        @fzimo haha: “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      1. Sean Sanker‏ @seansanker 9 May 2013
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        Love the onion “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      1. Lil Chino From 79th‏ @tonyworldpeace 9 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ” @cvceron lol this is pretty damn accurate.

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      1. Ayag‏ @AkAyag 9 May 2013
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        @TheOnion try Penair Airlines, or as they are known here as "when-air" they make Spirit Airlines look good

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      2. Jae Goodman‏ @GoodmanJae 9 May 2013
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        RT'ing @theonion is too easy, but this is too good! “@TheOnion: FAA Report: Spirit Airlines Is The Fucking Worst http://onion.com/YIO9ZC ”

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      3. Matt Ross‏ @realmattross 9 May 2013
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        @GoodmanJae love'

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