“@TheOnion: Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy http://onion.com/17OvHzp ” @MDrew42
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@TheOnion beaches. Talk about the beaches. ...that's pretty much it -
@MDrew42 "It's highly unlikely that terrorists would ever target any of the city's three TGI Fridays locations or its many go-kart tracks." -
@runethova hey, there's a convention center too. I think.
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@TheOnion: Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy http://onion.com/17OvHzp ” ahhhhahahaha#FtLaudyyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sooo good hahaha RT
@TheOnion: Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy http://onion.com/17OvHzpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The FTL airport has free wifi!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about the beer pong? The administration is on record as neon admirers of that great Ft Lauderdale tradition.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An even tougher sell would be his own home city.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Pretend it's Miami. RT
@TheOnion Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedyhttp://onion.com/17OvHzpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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