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@TheOnion No worries, Gosnell and Planned Parenthood will just chop babies to bits and throw them in the trash if they are too much trouble.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAVING 1-2Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'll only use my kid's pacifier if I need sleep.
@TheOnion: Owning a baby just keeps getting grosser and grosser. http://onion.com/16YreftThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jaredbp “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Owning a baby just keeps getting grosser and grosser.” http://onion.com/16Yreft ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Grrrca@hkgarcia ??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I'd always heard about the pepperoni trees in ChicagoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd rather have my kid just get sickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Awesome. RT
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Lol “
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so true. RT
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@TheOnion Wow you spent so much on your house! http://bit.ly/UrNewHouseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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