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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 May 2013

    "It’s hard knowing that there’s some other guy out there who gets to beat her senseless." – Chris Brownhttp://onion.com/13fyujZ 

    10:41 AM - 7 May 2013
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      1. Spooky Elle  👻‏ @ElleArmageddon 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Spooky Elle  👻 Retweeted The Onion

        HOLY FUCKING SHIT, @TheOnion! THIS IS SUPER-DUPER NOT OKAY!https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/331826206829854720 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        "It’s hard knowing that there’s some other guy out there who gets to beat her senseless." – Chris Brown http://onion.com/13fyujZ 
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      2. Chase Coxxx‏ @JuicyGigolo 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Get it over it bitches unless you want the rest of us to still be judging you for calling a 9 year old a cunt years & years later.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Thaily Brimstone‏ @Thaily 7 May 2013
        Replying to @JuicyGigolo

        @JuicyGigolo @TheOnion Yes, because calling a child a bad name is EXACTLY the same as savagely beating a person. I'll take the namecalling.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Chase Coxxx‏ @JuicyGigolo 7 May 2013
        Replying to @Thaily

        @Thaily there's nothing wrong with sexualizing a 9 year old, nothing at all and mutual combat between two dumb ass adults ain't shit, bitch.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Thaily Brimstone‏ @Thaily 7 May 2013
        Replying to @JuicyGigolo

        @JuicyGigolo When you call someone a cunt you generally don't wanna fuck them. Mutual combat, hah. That's hilarious, gonna RT that!

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      6. Chase Coxxx‏ @JuicyGigolo 7 May 2013
        Replying to @Thaily

        @Thaily when I'm holding an online simple bitch convention I will tweet you, until then you should stay the fuck off of my timeline.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Knight of the Lepus‏ @Hestmord 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion oh, it's an article? good job you fucking idiots

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      1. Gouda Goblin‏ @rush_less 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion stop

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      1. Erin Matson‏ @erintothemax 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NO RT @TheOnion "It’s hard knowing that there’s some other guy out there who gets to beat her senseless." Chris Brownhttp://onion.com/13fyujZ 

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      1. Jame‏ @JscottNaylor 7 May 2013
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        @TheOnion @AJFosmark

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      1. Kyle Skinner‏ @Jarom_pls 7 May 2013
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        "It’s hard knowing that there’s some other guy out there who gets to beat her senseless." – Chris Brown" @TheOnion gives no fucks lololol

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      1. Jenny Bede‏ @JennyBede 10 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Rihanna's Chris Brown Replacement Scheme:http://youtu.be/gd6vYnjZhAc 

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      1. cc‏ @equarls 8 May 2013
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        @TheOnion normally I really like you guys, but there is nothing funny about domestic violence. Very distasteful.

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      1. Carlomarcelo Cabrera‏ @HEIL_MARCEL_CM 8 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk yeahhhhhhh i BEAT THAT HOE UP!!!!

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      1. blackalaureate‏ @blackalaureate 7 May 2013
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        @TheOnion this is not "satire," it's just you guys being assholes

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      1. Mom 4 Trans Rights‏ @mom4transrights 7 May 2013
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        @TheOnion This is not funny. Not. Fucking. Funny.

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      1. So.Bar‏ @SoBarTignes 7 May 2013
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        @TheOnion the best news in town.

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      1. 94 percenter.  🌊‏ @SheilaInCT 7 May 2013
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        WOW.“@TheOnion:"It’s hard knowing that there’s some other guy out there who gets to beat her senseless."-Chris Brown http://onion.com/13fyujZ ”

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      1. #WeSaidEnough‏ @sfpelosi 7 May 2013
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        WTF @TheOnion - thought you learned from your @IAMQUVENZHANE #Oscars debacle and "apology" but now you've devolved to DV "humor" #shame #p2

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