@TheOnion you should do one that says "I stopped reading the onion since they spammed sales pitches I don't even bother to circumvent"
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Surprised they didn't just insert code 4 fontcolor = white#whiteoutonscreen & set vidstream width = capillary#surviveanotherdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your new car is so fast!! Looks SEXY >> http://bit.ly/NewCarPicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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