@TheOnion you may not be able to have fun with it any more, but I know I will eat more. That's for sure!! 
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Hehe great story.. “
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So sad... “
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@resolveorg: “@TheOnion: Seedless Watermelon Coming To Grips With Fact It’ll Never Be Able To Have Kids http://onion.com/105PDNi ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion edgy satire at its best often elicits the omg gaspThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Everyone needs a LITTLE bit of seed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny play on the situation...childless watermellon. Is this a good thing, though?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh my! Lol RT
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