@TheOnion Congrats on not killing yourself, but numbers are numbers, and suicide is up. Along with unemployment, food stamps, violence
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@fbrown258@TheOnion It's satire..
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@TheOnion We love statistics like that :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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