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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 May 2013

    The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend. Here are the scheduled events:http://onion.com/138oHLG 

    7:20 PM - 3 May 2013
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      2. The Fixer, Esquire‏ @TheFixerESQ 3 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting. Here are the scheduled events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ” @didikins4life

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      1. Susanne Kimball‏ @susannesophia 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion ugh it's horrible. Saw it on the news. Waiting for someone to shoot up the place.

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      2. WitnessProtectionCat‏ @KnitMairwen 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion That could have been a lot funnier.

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      1. Genevieve Villaflor‏ @GenevieveVflor 7 May 2013
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        Laughing is all I can do “@TheOnion: NRA's 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston scheduled events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ”

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      1. Kreepy Kourtney  🐊‏ @altermentality 4 May 2013
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        @TheOnion I live in Houston and have noticed a higher than usual number of anti-gov bumper stickers and window decals of Jesus's face.

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      1. Patrick Payne‏ @patrickrpayne 4 May 2013
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        This is funny “@TheOnion: The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in Houston this weekend. Here are the events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ”

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      1. Michael Clardy‏ @mpclardy 4 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: The NRA's 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend, scheduled events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ” @T___Mor why not go?

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      1. Adriana‏ @realslimshadri 3 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend. Here are scheduled events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ” 😂😂😂

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      1. Eldon C. Barclay III‏ @halerancher 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion I like reading your stuff, but this is really #lame. #getaclue.

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      1. The Necronomicon‏ @CKL3124 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Houston is safer than Chicago.

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      1. Dr. Ahna Skop‏ @foodskop 3 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend. Here are the events: http://onion.com/138oHLG ”

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      1. cha cha‏ @AuthenticChaCha 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion oh darn there is no 'triangle of anger 'event? where 3 guys point guns at each other and stalemate in a quandary of idiocy?

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      1. Mitchell Feder‏ @MitchFeder 3 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend. Here are the scheduled events:

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      1. ChubbyCher‏ @JanieAnnHeck 3 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: The NRA is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend." @keberlee we missed it!

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      1. YojimboSeven‏ @YojimboSeven 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion Multiple rifles fired out of gigantic rifle into crowd, which reciprocates with multiple rifles fired into air, liberals.

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      1. Johnny Scrappleseed‏ @scrappledog 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion "12 p.m.: Performance of “God Bless America” using guns with variously pitched discharges." -- wow.

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      1. caustic paws‏ @causticpaws 3 May 2013
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        @TheOnion can non-NRA members attend? Can't wait!!

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