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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 May 2013

    Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj 

    6:00 PM - 3 May 2013
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    • Lovetta Stack Marv Punk Fofo Erik Myhre Josh Newman 707 Carly Corazoncito Fifí HUNTER Jorge Neuro Atypical
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      1. Kevin Van Valkenburg‏Verified account @KVanValkenburg 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Applause. RT @TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj 

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      1. Have-Nots Comedy‏ @HaveNotsComedy 4 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT “@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj ” @ScotLenter

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      2. Neuro Atypical‏ @neur0atypical 2 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Wow 😍 what would u guys do w/that embarrassment of riches? @AsIfUknow @SoapboxLiberal 😏

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. #BernieWouldveWon‏ @AsIfUknow 3 Nov 2014
        Replying to @neur0atypical

        @neur0atypical @TheOnion @SoapboxLiberal 1st pay off our student loans, bribe #TAMU 2 stop screwing my husband out of his Phd & help ppl

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Shawn Francis‏ @TheOffsideRules 3 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm crying. cc: @acs @KyleR @kylesheldon “@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kyle Rogers‏ @KyleR 3 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOffsideRules

        @TheOffsideRules @ACS @kylesheldon @TheOnion lolol I heard you're on at least $250/week

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      4. Kyle Sheldon‏Verified account @kylesheldon 3 May 2013
        Replying to @KyleR

        @KyleR @TheOffsideRules @ACS @TheOnion "..said of the man who has $900 in his checking account." Hilarious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Shawn Francis‏ @TheOffsideRules 3 May 2013
        Replying to @kylesheldon

        @kylesheldon @KyleR @ACS "the high-profile social media icon reportedly writes on the iPhone his parents bought him on their family plan."

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. David S. Joachim‏Verified account @davidjoachim 4 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "has not made a student loan payment in over two years." RT@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj 

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      1. Ryan Olah‏ @holaolah 3 May 2013
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        Nailed it ---> “@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj ”

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      2. Casey Fatchett‏ @caseyfphoto 3 May 2013
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        cc: @YukariP @markdavidson @Marquina RT @TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj 

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      1. 707 Carly Corazoncito Fifí‏ @CaballeroGuero 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj ” *Se rompen los corazones de los CM del mundo*

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      1. John P. Strohm‏ @johnpstrohm 30 May 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj ” Career opportunities.

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      2. Tim Fuller‏ @thetimchannel 30 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @cracked Yeah, but who doesn't already know a bunch of people making that much everyday working at home on their computers? Enjoy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Tim Fuller‏ @thetimchannel 30 May 2013
        Replying to @thetimchannel

        @TheOnion @cracked You couldn't have missed it. They are always posting about it in every comment thread on the web. Enjoy.

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      1. Rick Breslin‏ @rickbreslin 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj  /via @TheOnion

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      2. Carlos Gil‏Verified account @carlosgil83 4 May 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MattSorensen88 That's it?! RT @TheOnion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year http://onion.com/1384mGj 

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      3. Matt Sorensen‏ @MattSorensen88 4 May 2013
        Replying to @carlosgil83

        @CarlosGil83 @TheOnion you'd think it would be at least 30k

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