@TheOnion Our savagery-always present, still with us today, our tool for coping with tomorrow: we are savages!
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@TheOnion@petersquires. I think you are getting confused with Plymouth Rock and the thanksgiving day feast myth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The truly funny thing about this article is that the 'Puritan' colonisers were fleeing because THEY were the persecuters!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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