@TheOnion none of that sounds good... The salt content alone would be bad for my penis skin I'm sure... But I did enjoy the show!
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@theonion I don't know about that. My hand job sandwich also comes with bacon and Ranch Dressing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: How enjoyable is Onion News Empire? It’s better than getting a handjob from a ham sandwich in a hot tub." Oh shit!! HahahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what kind of bread?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion doubt it... highly doubt itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL. MT:
@TheOnion: How enjoyable is Onion News Empire? It’s better than getting a handjob from a ham sandwich in a hot tub.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is the ham sandwich gonna use mayo as a lube???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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