@TheOnion BREAKING: Progress in talks with Un. The little turd will recant his snotty review of #Sacrifice if he can play Al in the movie.
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@TheOnion@onionsports are you letting Joe Biden tweet the draft like he did the debate?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OnionSports UH, did CNN hack your twitter account?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OnionSports leaking them on line or over a police scanner?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@OnionSports Just tell us now. I've got to listen to a client on the radio later. Thanks. Much appreciated!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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