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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2013

    Westboro Baptist Church Not Really Sure Why They’re Picketing Allan Arbus' Funeralhttp://onion.com/15Sah5L 

    1:50 PM - 25 Apr 2013
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      1. Quinston Timeclock‏ @jessefuchs 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I know exactly why. Heck, I was named after him.http://youtu.be/jFbsWkaG8eI 

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      1. James Clark‏ @Organized_Mahem 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Oh the irony, the only person who could have helped them is the subject of their protest.

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      1. Denise Caskey‏ @WyRaven 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I would believe that. :-)

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      1. DonMJohnson‏ @DonMJohnson 25 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Westboro Baptist Church Not Really Sure Why They’re Picketing Allan Arbus' Funeral http://onion.com/15Sah5L ”// Sorry Jerks & more.

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      1. John Heck‏ @jheck1215 25 Apr 2013
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        .@TheOnion What is with the Westboro people.... they are a scary group

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      1. kn¡vєs ☯‏ @kelsiclesm 25 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Westboro Baptist Church Not Really Sure Why They’re Picketing Allan Arbus' Funeral http://onion.com/15Sah5L ” r u srs?

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      1. Cameron Mott‏ @Cameron_Mott 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Because Allan is so uncomfortably close to an anagram for "anal".

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      1. Bill Both‏ @BCISLEMAN 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Probably something he said.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj-4CKegHLQ …

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      1. Stephen LeMaitre‏ @stevelemaitre 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I would strongly prefer that you keep them out of the news cycle. Rule 1: Do Not Feed the Trolls.

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      1. Sha Sha Bee‏ @aliciakatherine 25 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Westboro Baptist Church Not Really Sure Why They’re Picketing Allan Arbus' Funeral http://onion.com/15Sah5L ” Lol this isn't funny

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      1. LuAnn Renner‏ @lrenner4 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion That's because they got ran out of town for the #westmemorial NO ONE would rent them hotel rooms within 100 mile radius of Waco!

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      1. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Gawd moves in mysterious ways.

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      1. James Wooden‏ @JWooden32 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Idiots.

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      1. Deborah S. Pumpkins  🎃‏ @DisneyDeborah 25 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I mean, he WAS a military psychiatrist. #4077th

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