@TheOnion this is disturbingly accurate
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@TheOnion So true!! lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yep. RT
@TheOnion: Your Grandmother's House | The bushes out front are gone and some guy named Steve lives there now http://onion.com/11na58WThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This also applies to the home of your favorite aunt :-(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hate when that happensThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion President fends off Veep's sexual assault in Oval Office.#ExecutivePinkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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