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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2013

    I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Lets Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No | By Dzhokar A. Tsarnaevhttp://onion.com/10bHzor 

    1:26 PM - 23 Apr 2013
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      1. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I guess when your govt used drones to bomb Pakistan & kill innocent people, then you should have said no too.

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      1. megan tupper‏ @meggomyleggo1 23 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Lets Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No”.....to soon?

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      1. Pete Weisell‏ @Newtonianphysic 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Always strive to make good choices.

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion @Spadafora1023

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      1. Brian Gutherman‏ @NJNuke 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion All the dead are not even buried yet. Very poor taste.

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      1. drosette‏ @drosette 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion f**k off!! Too early.

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      1. Rob White‏ @WhiteyRob 23 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/10bHzor ” @derektpickens has a comedic persona with a very "matter of fact" delivery. I read this article in that

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      1. Haggis Rob‏ @Haggisrob 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion you have crossed the line. Not funny.

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      1. Sparkle Dash‏ @SparklerDash 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Too soon. Trite, to say, but yeah too soon. Wy not call him a c*nt instead?

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      1. Geminightmare6Ice‏ @gemini6ice 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion so brave.

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      1. Far_Nor_Cal‏ @Far_Nor_Cal 23 Apr 2013
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        Onion kills it“@TheOnion: I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Lets Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No. http://onion.com/10bHzor ”

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      1. Amelia-G‏ @Auntiebanal 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion better response..."let's not and say that we did!"

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      1. I made a meat dragon‏ @GhostofGoldblum 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion That latest story is incredibly, incredibly offensive and in bad taste.

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      1. I made a meat dragon‏ @GhostofGoldblum 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Uuuuhhhhhhhh

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      1. Marshall Stax‏ @2bitmonkey 23 Apr 2013
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        Here's the link for the full "story" from @TheOnionhttp://onion.com/10bHzor 

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      1. Cynthia Bickey‏ @susie2cue 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion The defense argument in a nutshell.

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      1. Marshall Stax‏ @2bitmonkey 23 Apr 2013
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        Holy sh*t RT@TheOnion: I Guess When My Older Brother Said ‘Lets Bomb The Boston Marathon,’ I Should Have Said No | By Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev

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      1. Michelle‏ @IBelieveJuanita 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion My gut tells me on this one, The O wasn't trying to be funny, it's simply saying what we've all wondered - why didn't he say no?

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      1. sup3rmark‏ @sup3rmark 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion nope. not okay.

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