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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2013

    BREAKING: Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is Injured

    12:41 PM - 23 Apr 2013
    • 795 Retweets
    • 404 Likes
    • Mefistofeles PomodoroTechGame Emmett Foss 𝕛𝕠𝕙𝕟 nag-ROM Drew Daly Y🌼 Mikey Amos Philippe Gohier
    366 replies 795 retweets 404 likes
      1. Brandon J. Carr‏ @brandonjcarr 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Oddly enough, after you posted this the Dow went UP.

        0 replies 4 retweets 7 likes
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      1. J-Rod‏ @JaredLosow 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I see what u did there...

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      2. Scott‏ @ScottToddy97 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Clever tweet but a few million people wont get the joke “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is Injured”

        2 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Adam G.‏ @adam807 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ScottToddy97

        @scottdershowitz I don't get the joke and I'm pretty smart. There's a joke?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Scott‏ @ScottToddy97 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @adam807

        @adam807 It's a verbatim tweet (since deleted) from the @ap's hacked twitter account earlier today.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Adam G.‏ @adam807 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ScottToddy97

        @scottdershowitz Ahhh. Yeah, surely a TON of overlap on those two accounts.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. (((dadbod terry))) wakanda bey'chella‏ @shortstack81 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion TOO SOON SHUT UP

        3 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Jeremy C. Owens‏ @Sephiroth144 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @shortstack81

        @shortstack81 we're presuming @TheOnion wasn't hacked; foreign govt's seem to have trouble understanding dif btw fake & real news sources

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. (((dadbod terry))) wakanda bey'chella‏ @shortstack81 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Sephiroth144

        @Sephiroth144 @TheOnion still hilarious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Darren J. Gendron‏ @dernjg 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion fart joke?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Scott‏ @ScottToddy97 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @dernjg

        See what I mean? “@dernjg: @TheOnion fart joke?”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Darren J. Gendron‏ @dernjg 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ScottToddy97

        @scottdershowitz @TheOnion I actually got the joke, I just felt it was funnier to add in a new context of a fart joke, because farts.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Chris Skelton‏ @ChrisSkelton87 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That's in poor taste.

        4 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Beth, a pumpkin.  🎃‏ @anguaji 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I'm a bit sad to say, I've just unfollowed @TheOnion. Shame, it's been a good time. Till it wasn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kitty‏ @kitty_smith79 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @anguaji

        @anguaji @TheOnion that tweet of theirs was a bit sick & insensitive!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Beth, a pumpkin.  🎃‏ @anguaji 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @kitty_smith79

        @ellencaunt funny, isn't it? I'm not usually sensitive to black humour, but there've been a few recently that felt off.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mimi Andelman‏Verified account @MimiAndelman 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What 12-year-old tweeted this?

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      2. cat hicks‏ @cathicks 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Uggghhhh.

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Island Canes‏ @Island__Canes 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @cathicks

        @cathicks @TheOnion Uggghhhh.>> Seriously? Bad taste has it's place at times. This isn't even bad taste. This is psychopathic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. cat hicks‏ @cathicks 23 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Island__Canes

        @Miami_Island @TheOnion The "Ughh" was because it gave me a scare. And yes, I agree is was in bad taste.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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