“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu ” @hannahslyman 
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@iankeiser417 Sagittarius wasn't even on that list.
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@hannahslyman yeah I know, that was weird but I thought it was funny because it was making fun of horoscopes.
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes.." http://onion.com/10b9hBu ” Pisces: Smile! Somebody out there loves you. On second thought, don't smile.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu ”@courtsmickan Sagittarius the funniest. Another bad week for meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu ” The Onion horoscope finally applies to me. Hint: I'm a gemini.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is the Leo one supposed to be Gemini since it mentions dualistic nature?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu ” great horoscope this week@ItsAmandaMacK -
@MelMosSmi hahaha! That has to be the sketchiest horoscope I've ever read.
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@TheOnion Capricorn's horoscope sounds about right today. You're good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sagittarius horoscope: you will be forgotten by
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Feeling much better about my week after seeing other horoscopes “
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Aquarius?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No Sagittarius? You're slipping.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of April 23, 2013 http://onion.com/10b9hBu " well I guess people need to watch out! LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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