@TheOnion never know when you might need a gasket
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@TheOnion http://onion.com/17Jumrq#iTunesMilestones” iTunes mourns Michael Jackson death by making millions of dollars n sales of his musicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I still have my new axil on back-order... this is getting ridiculous.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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