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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Apr 2013

    “Can anyone honestly say they feel like America is leading the rest of the world into a bold new tomorrow?”http://onion.com/13NPobK 

    9:42 AM - 22 Apr 2013
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    • デイビッドキノンを Lauren Barker Dr Sam Chandan 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 Daniel McGurty ✨🐝 VOTE NOVEMBER 6TH 🐝✨ Chris the burke interpreter WarioWare Ghoul'd and 10 others
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      2. Matt Boonski Taylor‏ @Matt705show 22 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion 'Merica is going to crumble under the weight of it's own stupidity. They'll launch an attack on the wrong country and pay for it.

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      1. EmjaR2‏ @EmmaRSquared 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion HAHAHAHAHAHA, No.

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      1. Francesca Maggi‏ @IrreverentItaly 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion where I sit, Usa leads Italy right in tailspin w/govt standstill-govt for the few & millions in kickbacks & favors-thru lobbyists

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      1. David Breaux (Bro)‏ @David_M_Breaux 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion On a serious note I'd have to say no.... Sadly

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      1. Claus‏ @jermanicus169 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion more like a "Brave New World"

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      2. Quantum Observer‏ @QuantumObserver 22 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Start learning Chinese and Russian!!! The balance of power has long changed. Re-invent is the key word.Stop wasting $$$ on wars.

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      3. Quantum Observer‏ @QuantumObserver 22 Apr 2013
        Replying to @QuantumObserver

        @TheOnion We know that TERROR germinates anywhere hope is destroyed. When youth is hopeless. WAIT FOR NEXT POPULIST to take over. Same old..

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      1. vimal yogi tiwari‏ @yogivimal 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion What gives you this hunch? Far from being in a position to lead the world, the 'Big Brother' should now overhaul its own cubored.

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      1. Badwolf‏ @BadWolvesx 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion If 1984 or V=bold new tomorrow, then yes. If you mean something happier and safer, then no. We're leading the world to Watchmen.

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      1. The BixoBrat‏ @TheBixoBrat 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion How long ago did Gil Scott-Heron sing about this? Amazing #Mars science, not so much at home.

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      1. Matthew Schwall‏ @MattSchwall 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion what would be really innovative is a nationwide pipeline transferring the crudest most inefficient form of 'energy' known to man..

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      1. Jeff‏ @nadaidea 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion yes, prez obama's teleprompter says so

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      1. Carl De Lucia‏ @cdelucia 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion No. America isn't leading anything.

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      1. Kenan Meyers‏ @Kenan_Meyers 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion We are the leaders in processed food technologies; remember the fast food feed bag?

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      1. Bliip Box‏ @BliipBox 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Share knowledge for a Better world! @BliipBox.com

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      1. CRNewsNow‏ @CRNewsSeconds 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Humanity is changing and America is growing resistant to that change

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      1. Ruth Frasur‏ @rfrasur 22 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Nobody that I know. We're too busy chasing our legislative tails. Can't lead when you're running in circles.

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