@TheOnion I tried to watch this on my vibrator, doesn't seem to be working.
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@TheOnion Where do I vote,hilarious pilot!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That sounds awfully unsanitary.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But Apple doesn't recommend getting the iPad wet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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TV on my Sears catalog? I am SO down! RT
@TheOnion Watch our new TV show on the same device you use to masturbate. http://amzn.to/11KlVvnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't have a screen on my washing machineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trying to flag this as improper, but I'm laffing too hard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not very specific.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my rubber gloves are in the kitchen-But thanks for your concernThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no I don't use my phone for thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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