@TheOnion @heystu818 That's NOT funny, Stu!!
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@TheOnion: Alfonso Soriano Spotted At White Sox Game After Calling In Sick To Work http://onion.com/ZbBeOj ” <-- Love this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Alfonso Soriano Spotted At White Sox Game After Calling In Sick To Work http://onion.com/ZbBeOj ” Tsk tskThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@carrollmatt “@TheOnion: Alfonso Soriano Spotted At White Sox Game After Calling In Sick To Work http://onion.com/ZbBeOj ” -
@mattnahay@theonion He can stay there as far as I'm concerned.
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@TheOnion: Soriano Spotted At White Sox Game After Calling In Sick To Work” ARod spotted by pool after phoning it in for the last 2 years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@teht0e lmao what a schemer. Said he had the cough lol
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