@TheOnion BREAKING: shut the fuck up
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@TheOnion you're doing the best job!#staystrongbostonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't ever stop being you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you are the most accurate and intelligible news source. I'm Canadian.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm enjoying myself on every 'Breaking' This is why i love you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion since when do you care if you're doing a good job?#ballancednewsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion About as BREAKING as any other news outletThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As good as you can I guessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You have totally missed and have failed to report today’s “Soup of the day”.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your reporting always blows me away!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion call any little girls a cunt lately?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion most honest coverage so farThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion these tweets seem in incredibly poor tasteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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