@TheOnion nothing news worthy that i know of...(sarcasm for those who don't understand sarcasm)
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@TheOnion I just managed to take a nap. How about exhausted!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...hanging tough!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Let's see. What else." haha “
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@TheOnion : I'll be at the bar murdering White Russians tonight if anyone wants to join me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion go back to reporting about squirrels and apes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Media is still stuck on pronunciation of suspects' names.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion purty good, other than that. ..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Breaking News: I am fine. Thanks for asking :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thankful for satire and levity in a week like this. RT
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@TheOnion@theonion@HuffPostComedy It's been better, thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Back's a little sore but otherwise not bad, thanks for asking.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yeah really “
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@TheOnion anxiousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "These Caucasians are giving me the Blues." says non-Caucasian.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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