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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Apr 2013

    BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth?http://onion.com/YzV9Tl 

    11:10 AM - 19 Apr 2013
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    • Kris Lion JacksSmirkingRevenge iran Honest Wagner m@ Chris Fry Angelina Ooteoote MP
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      1. Kyle  ⚡️VOTE ⚡️ Wrather‏ @kylewrather 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth?http://onion.com/YzV9Tl 

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      1. Ryan Meade‏ @ryano 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl ”

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      1. Jordan Zakarin‏Verified account @jordanzakarin 19 Apr 2013
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        Source: Reality is Subjective. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl 

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      1. Sarah P. Murphy‏ @SmurphsTweets 19 Apr 2013
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        Poor @TheOnion suffers epistemic angst re. relentless no-news updates "BREAKING:Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything?"http://onion.com/YzV9Tl 

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      1. David Smith‏ @theedwardian81 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl ” quite...

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      1. Nick Wong‏ @nwwong 19 Apr 2013
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        Like Schrodinger's Cat or a felled tree: RT@TheOnion "Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl "

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      2. Kristi Cochin‏ @kcochin 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl ” @CamGroves this ones for you

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Cam Groves‏ @CamGroves 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @kcochin

        @kcochin thanks, I agree with that. I also like how the @theonion reports issues from a level ground sort of speak.

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      1. Princess PoKitty‏ @PrincessPoKitty 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? Journalism is not what it used to be. That's the truth!

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      1. Amoroso the Cow King @Blizzcon2018‏ @LogarthSheppy 19 Apr 2013
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        Apparently, @TheOnion is trying to define the purpose of meaning.

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      1. Rev VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6‏ @bgruhn 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl ” #ALittleTooOnTheNoseForMe

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      1. Andrea Terror  🎃‏ @andtatcat 19 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Can Anyone Ever Truly Know Anything? What Is The Truth? http://onion.com/YzV9Tl ” this about sums up all my thoughts

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      1. Lisa Finkel‏ @LolcatLisa 19 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion hey, Onion? Is anything breaking?

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