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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Apr 2013

    CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombinghttp://onion.com/XLfyaI 

    9:57 AM - 19 Apr 2013
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      1. ernie “behold the ravages of age” man‏ @ErnieLies 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Omar_Cruz

        @Omar_Cruz no it doesn't. This isn't racism it's the mentioning of race not even as the butt of the joke. There are bigger fights.

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      1. Joe Randazzo‏Verified account @Randazzoj 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Boo.

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      1. Billy‏ @wjmthethird 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion oversteps it's bounds far too often. Not the time or place for satire.

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      2. Daniel W. Drezner‏Verified account @dandrezner 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombinghttp://onion.com/XLfyaI 

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      2.  🎃 🧙🏽‍♀️whasabboo  👻 👻‏ @whasabbi 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: CNN Releases Photos Of 3Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing http://onion.com/XLfyaI ” OBESE & MEXICAN? FUCK YOU IDIOTS

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      3. Anne Marie A‏ @ann_mari2 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @whasabbi

        @jewbrina @TheOnion is that for real cause I'm a little bit offended

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      4.  🎃 🧙🏽‍♀️whasabboo  👻 👻‏ @whasabbi 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ann_mari2

        @ann_mari2 @TheOnion its very offensive. people always feel the need to specify race and apparently weight too now...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Anne Marie A‏ @ann_mari2 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @whasabbi

        @jewbrina @TheOnion but r those ladies suspects or is it a joke

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Chris Reimer | Boosa Tech‏Verified account @ChrisReimer 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CNN really taking it on the chin: @TheOnion: CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombinghttp://onion.com/XLfyaI 

        4 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Muhammad Saad Khan‏ @invinciblesaad 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ChrisReimer

        @RizzoTees @TheOnion :D How Are you Chris? Dont U think there is so much noice both on twitter and Facebook about #Boston Incident Suspects?

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      4. Chris Reimer | Boosa Tech‏Verified account @ChrisReimer 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @invinciblesaad

        @invinciblesaad @TheOnion it's a huge topic of discussion here in the States

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      5. Muhammad Saad Khan‏ @invinciblesaad 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @ChrisReimer

        @RizzoTees yes! Rather than Speculating on the suspects & their families, religions...People should suggest on how to stop future massacre!

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      2. нøηηίε‏ @honnie__ 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @hazel4ever1

        @hazel4ever1 @TheOnion @CNNLive @cnnbrk No it's The Onion.

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      4. нøηηίε‏ @honnie__ 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @hazel4ever1

        @hazel4ever1 It's a satirical site. They can be funny.

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      1. Rafael Cabrera‏Verified account @raflescabrera 19 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing http://onion.com/XLfyaI ”/ JAJAJA

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