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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Apr 2013

    "The truth is, you never had a fucking chance." – Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the NRAhttp://onion.com/11lJxp1 

    6:30 PM - 18 Apr 2013
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      1. Stewart Mattheis‏ @welcometoADD 18 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HollyKnoche: Don't mess with the NRA. Safer to piss off the Haven of Oven Mitt Owners.

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      1. beth hurley‏ @sdbeth 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion sometimes, I hate when the onion is right..

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      1. Peter Kesling‏ @1gr8lawyer 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion uh, sore loser much?

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      1. Annoyed Online‏ @Green_Smartie1 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Yeah, that sounds about right....almost makes you wonder if Wayne DID write this. Because this is probably what he's thinking now.

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      1. Patrick Small‏ @psmall86 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I wonder of you guys are a little buttmad over this?

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      1. Karen Feagin‏ @kcfeagin 18 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "The truth is, you never had a fucking chance." – Wayne LaPierre http://onion.com/11lJxp1 ” @Fritschner

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      1. Buddy‏ @Buddy_Combs 19 Apr 2013
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        @prestontwhite @theonion I love 95% of it. The other 5% is thinly veiled political statements.

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      1. TheDailyToker‏ @TheDailyToker1 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Haha, you softies hate it! Whelp, better grab my AK, drum magazine & ammo belts & go on a rampage since I can't control myself.

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      1. George McCoy‏ @IrishHotSauce 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I thought John Wayne said that?

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      1. Cole‏ @colethekink 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion da truth!

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      1. niels‏ @nielspeter16 18 Apr 2013
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        Sad this is not even satire “@TheOnion: "The truth is, you never had a fucking chance" Wayne LaPierre, EVP NRA http://onion.com/11lJxp1 ”

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      1. Maegan Vidal‏ @MaeganLynne78 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Sad

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      1. mmb‏ @mbt103 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion US Government, brought to you by the NRA. #bought

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      1. Rebecca Paulie‏ @beckyp3 18 Apr 2013
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      1. Nick McWilliams‏ @nickmcwilliams8 18 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "The truth is, you never had a fucking chance." – Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President of the NRA http://onion.com/11lJxp1 ”

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      1. Golden Frog‏ @GoldenFrog2 18 Apr 2013
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