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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Apr 2013

    Acknowledge it’s going to be hard to buck the gun lobby's pressure, but not that hard, dumbass http://onion.com/12q4Nfy  #HowToPassGunControl

    10:51 AM - 18 Apr 2013
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      1. ge0‏ @11b2p 18 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I remember when you guys did satire, when did you get an agenda?

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      1. Carst Vaartjes‏ @cvaartjes 19 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion don't forget legislation to outfit the public with bombs to protect against bad people with bombs...

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      1. John Russell‏ @jclyderussell 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Sophie Benbenek‏ @EihpoSono 18 Apr 2013
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        The @TheOnion get's it right. THANK YOU. http://onion.com/12q4Nfy  #HowToPassGunControl

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      1. Tuuli Mustasydän‏ @tiikerikani 18 Apr 2013
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        RTFT @TheOnion: Acknowledge it’s going to be hard to buck the gun lobby's pressure, but not that hard, dumbasshttp://onion.com/12q4Nfy 

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      1. Richard Lane‏ @rLane420 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion #HowToPassGunControl. Actually have 90% of Americans support. Instead of just repeating bs until you can convince them you do.

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      2. Joshua KCCO‏ @MunkyVsRobot 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion if 90% of the US supported it, the bill would have passed dumbass.

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      3. Joe Sanders‏ @joesanders33 18 Apr 2013
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        @MunkyVsRobot @theonion doesn't even matter. Constitution designed to protect rights from the whims of the majority anyway

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      1. Sexys Inc.‏ @sexys_inc 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion LOL..i agree

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      1. Camilla Hope Mason‏ @camillahmason 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Couldn't have said it better myself.

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      1. Matt Laslo‏Verified account @MattLaslo 18 Apr 2013
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        . @TheOnion has some advice for Reid: #HowToPassGunControlhttp://onion.com/12q4Nfy 

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