@TheOnion FL man waits patiently for 3 days till approaching snail comes close enough that he can evoke the stand your ground defense.
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@TheOnion Hey, if they are free Florida will take themThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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FML giant snails “
@TheOnion: [American Voices] “I say we cut our losses and just give Florida to the snails.” http://onion.com/11kNjyJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I've been to SoFla. Snails can have it. “
@TheOnion: “I say we cut our losses and just give Florida to the snails.” http://onion.com/11kNjyJ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “I say we cut our losses and just give Florida to the snails.” http://onion.com/11kNjyJ ”/// Hear, hear!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “I say we cut our losses and just give Florida to the snails.” http://onion.com/11kNjyJ ” Giant snails?? SMHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh Onion! :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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