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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ” // my thoughts exactly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@calebwarren2099 best. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I would have been here sooner, if I had left earlier!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b "@ellie_darkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion knew: "In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here Fast As Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ” story of my life, but I apologize to no one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ” Better than jerk who gives no excuseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that was meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ” Everyone has their reasons.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@dukeofsnark Ha! // “
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@TheOnion Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle Man Hates Area Man, They Have a Fight, Triangle Wins, Triangle Man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could http://onion.com/YXcb2b ” this got my ass good. Good morning!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In other news, he should have left earlier.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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