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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Apr 2013

    “I'm proud of you for caring more about politics than my friends and I getting killed.” – Soon-to-be massacred teenhttp://onion.com/10i1Y2k 

    2:53 PM - 17 Apr 2013
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      1. Weaponised Stormy‏ @falconofstorms 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Or caring more about upholding the constitutional rights of the mentally ill than passing laws that would save no one.

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      1. Allie Snackbar‏ @Angry_Thumbs 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion butthurt belligerence from another liberal super PAC. Your tears are delicious.

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      1. scubasteve‏ @gunny1922 18 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion mentally ill people will still kill...moron!! Do Do some research there sharpton!!

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      1. Make em hate ;)‏ @NubianNemesis 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Lmmfao!!! Soooo right, these politicians be KeRazy with the bullsh!t :D

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      1. Lisa Bulger‏ @LK_Bulger 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Ohh grow up and learn to what it means to protect your rights !!!

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      1. Morgan Hobbes‏ @MorganHobbes 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion thanks, it's hard to remain objective in the face of emotional appeals... But I try my best.

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      1. Greg Wenner‏ @gmwenner 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion idiot #nolongerfollowtheonion

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      1. bryan schutten‏ @bschutten96 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion yea because that's the number one killer right now for teens

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      1. Nicholas Mulner‏ @NMulnair32 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion you need to get over it. See it as less traffic on the hwys. Your political views are a joke #nra #givemeabreak

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      1. Tyler Hargis‏ @ChuckDisaster 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion you are dumb. And pussies. And I'm unfollowing you bunch of dildos. If you cared about safety you'd want the laws we HAVE enforced

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      1. Jeff Green‏ @XandriaGallery 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion if only bombs were outlawed an 8 year old would be alive today... You are stupid

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      1. Common Sense Ain’t So Common‏ @cashpeters 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion It should be 'my friends and me getting killed'. Still, very funny.

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      1. alice meeks‏ @unknownalice 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnionhttp://www.youtube.com/user/TheAliceMeeks …

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 17 Apr 2013
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: “I'm proud of you for caring more about politics than my friends and I getting killed.” – Soon-to-be massacred teen

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      1. Joe Sanders‏ @joesanders33 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion the onion should really be politically neutral. Humor/irony falls short when one is on the wrong side of an issue.

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      1. kc kuehne‏ @CaseyKuehne 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion u do understand its not about politics, rather #rights.

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      1. Eithrael (Eethrayel)‏ @eithrael 17 Apr 2013
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        RT @TheOnion “I'm proud of U 4 caring more about politics than my friends & I being killed.” –Soon-to-be killed teenhttp://onion.com/10i1Y2k 

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