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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Apr 2013

    UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney | We Spoke Too Soonhttp://onion.com/11wmx7K 

    12:25 PM - 17 Apr 2013
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      1. Maria Ikram‏ @mariaikram0 17 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Hillarious - but seriously CNN! Two big funerals today: Margaret Thatcher's and CNN's.

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      1. Paul Shepherd‏ @pixelchaser 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion you guys suck

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      1. Adam Stirling‏ @Adam_Stirling 17 Apr 2013
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        Magnificent MT @TheOnion UPDATE: The Onion Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney. We spoke too soon http://onion.com/11wmx7K 

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      1. Dan Carmona‏ @Dantheman_3 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion can we please get a picture of Tom Mahoney or some more information on him. I seriously need to know I it is my teacher

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      1. David Caro‏ @tidchinny 17 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney | We Spoke Too Soon http://onion.com/11wmx7K ” #CNN

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      1. Louis J‏ @louis108jms 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion #TooSoon is the spice that makes jokes truly funny.

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      1. Maria Unfiltered‏ @MariaUnfiltered 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion What are you... CNN???

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      1. Alessia Pirolo‏ @AlessiaPirolo 17 Apr 2013
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        A #pulitzer to @TheOnion now! UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man|We Spoke Too Soon http://onion.com/11wmx7K  #cnn

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      1. James Merenda‏ @james_merenda 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Are you getting this, CNN?

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      1. Ofc. Aeryn Sun, Peacekeeper Soldier‏ @aerynsunx 17 Apr 2013
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        Oh, you! “@TheOnion: UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney | We Spoke Too Soon http://onion.com/11wmx7K ”

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      1. James Merenda‏ @james_merenda 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion “Next time, instead of creating a media firestorm, misleading the public with uncorroborated information.."http://onion.com/11wmx7K 

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      1. PAWG Patrol‏ @comradebernout 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion brilliant satire on New York Post's irresponsible reporting.

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      1. Alex Seibel‏ @AlexJSeibel 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion uncomfortable but right satire of habit of news in the internet age to speak too soon and not fact check enough. #PrayforBoston

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      1. corpse reviver #2  🏴‏ @inalonelyplace_ 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Yes, kill the terrorist

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      1. lee sachs‏ @coolpillows 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion ooh...you're in Truh-Bull !!

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      1. Davide Biaggini‏ @dabggn 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion - Why is it so difficult for you americans asking for a proper trial and a life in prison, instead of acting as the killer? #JS

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      1. Brianne Greeley  💋 💇🏼‍♀️ 👨‍👩‍👧 🐶 🎓‏ @Briannabelle19 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd like to tell you as someone who was down there and part of that horrific day, this isn't fucking funny. Grow up.

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      2. The Town Manager‏ @Megalodork 17 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I told you so.

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      3. jer‏ @JerMeansWell 17 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Megalodork

        @MegalodonBOC @TheOnion hindsight is 20/20

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