@TheOnion prolly stick to fake news
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion be real. This is actually awful and I don't understand what compels you to publish such garbageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As if one article wasn't enough, everybody knows your writers love to be controversial and they are probably eating this up but...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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