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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Apr 2013

    'NY Post’ Editor: 'This Is A Tragedy—Does It Matter Exactly How Many People Died Or What Any Of The Details Are?'http://onion.com/11o8pxn 

    1:08 PM - 16 Apr 2013
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    • Gabrielle Montoute Justin Cthulhu & proud! Matthew Munlin c. ballantyne Karen Waldron 🇮🇪🇱🇹🇺🇸 Tom Hagopian Lauren Ashley jake moskowitz
    14 replies 347 retweets 103 likes
      1. Rosina Teri Memolo‏ @RosinaPhoto 16 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yooooo, the @TheOnion went in today... Whew.

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      2. Chris Vanderveen‏Verified account @chrisvanderveen 16 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good piece, from of places, @TheOnion http://onion.com/11o8pxn . #gernalizmIsDed

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      3. PaulFritsky‏ @PaulFritsky 16 Apr 2013
        Replying to @chrisvanderveen

        @chrisvanderveen To be fair, @TheOnion reading like reportage, @nypost like satire, not really surprising.

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      1. JSB‏ @jsbsjsbsjsb 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion just like Hillary's state dept summary in Benghazi ,"at this point, who cares?". Oh, that was real.

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      1. geri‏ @geriellen 16 Apr 2013
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        Wow, @TheOnion is on a roll! MT 'NY Post’ Editor: 'This Is A Tragedy—Does It Matter Exactly How Many People Died...' http://onion.com/11o8pxn 

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      1. Kayla Raine‏ @kayla_raine95 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion exactly!

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      1. HamletDweller‏ @HamletDweller 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Now is not the time to exploit accuracy or math skills for journalistic gain.

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      1. John Nichols‏ @John_W_Nichols 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Hilary Clinton is editing the NY Post now?

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      1. SPIDERSHyphenMan‏ @SpiderHyphenMan 16 Apr 2013
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        .@TheOnion I would become celibate to have your talent.

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      1. karen Lange‏ @kblange1 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Absolutely right. One death is a awful as 1000, especially in a case like this.

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      1. Colin‏ @YesItsColin 16 Apr 2013
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        Love it! RT @TheOnion 'NY Post’ Editor: 'This Is A Tragedy—Does It Matter Exactly How Many People Died Or What Any Of The Details Are?'

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      2. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Only if it can be shouted repeatedly by an hysterical Wolf Blitzer. Did I say repeatedly? I meant again and again and again...

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      3. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion ..and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...

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      4. Mathew Paust‏ @MattPaust 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion ...again...

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