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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Apr 2013

    This What World Like Nowhttp://onion.com/17iNPPN 

    7:54 AM - 16 Apr 2013
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      1. Jediah Cummins‏ @linnix 16 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        An eerily true @TheOnion article. I work to one day live in a world that isn't this way: "This What World Like Now" http://onion.com/17iNPPN 

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      1. Robert Luke!!!!!!!!!‏ @OhNoRobertLuke 16 Apr 2013
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        I can't tell if they're trying to be funny or maliciously depressing. “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Brandon Hahn‏ @BC_Hahn 16 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad, but terribly true. RT"@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Sydney Derrick‏ @GingerInCola 16 Apr 2013
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        This makes me turn to the Mr. Rogers line, "look for the helpers" for hope. RT @TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN 

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      1. Anna Weinstein‏ @annapurna82 16 Apr 2013
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        Once again @TheOnion has the most accurate reporting. “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Max‏ @themaxuz 16 Apr 2013
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        I thought these exact words this morning watching soldiers guarding T stops RT: @TheOnion This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN 

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      1. Max Chavez  🌈‏ @MaxEsmael 16 Apr 2013
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        The Onion is getting too good at these. “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Joe‏ @jjreed090 16 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. CrashDavis‏ @CrashDavis 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion well done

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      1. Nick Daigle‏ @NGDaigle 16 Apr 2013
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        This is so tragically true it's not even satire. “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Brian Bunton  👨‍🏫  🌊‏ @brianbunton 16 Apr 2013
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        I've always thought that The Onion had the best reaction to tragedy. cf: 9/11 “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ”

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      1. Robin Andersson‏ @erikandersrobin 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion yes, a bunch of things suck in this world. But, globalization also lowers our tolerance for violence faster now than ever before

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      1. Peter Wilson‏ @peterwilson23 16 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN ” the onion absolutely nailed this. What a fcuked up place indeed.

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      1. rc‏ @sixsceptres 16 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion :(

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      1. Shtemlo!‏ @Shtemlo 16 Apr 2013
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        "This What World Like Now http://onion.com/17iNPPN " Once again, @TheOnion captures the moment unlike anyone else. This is exactly how it is.

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