“@TheOnion: In Focus: If Area Dad Steps On Legos One More Time http://onion.com/10XiFuS ” @mjrbigman
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@TheOnion: In Focus: If Area Dad Steps On Legos One More Time http://onion.com/10XiFuS ” So funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @AndrewMcParty I never feared Mom more than when this happened. Not that it made us clean up any better or anything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish the solution to repeatedly biting the inside of my cheek was as simple as eliminating all the legos. ho-hum.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I literally feel his pain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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