@TheOnion there are no fly's on the new k-mart ad
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@TheOnion Is this a publicity stunt? Why on earth did you recommend the consumption of bleach?#Unbelievable !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Drink it with a chaser is the first thing that I learnedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Break news RT
@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. | More Corrections: http://ow.ly/1V2HQBThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow, thanks, was about to pour me a tall cool glass !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. | More Corrections: http://onion.com/10Y9yfb ” good laughs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. | More Corrections: http://onion.com/10Y9yfb ”#lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion attempted to poison 1,000s of readers confirmed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Onion! “
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@TheOnion "called the tomato a vegetable ... the tomato can be whatever" -- I saw that, thought it was only a B SciFi movie ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Jesus so funnyRT@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. | More Corrections: http://onion.com/10Y9yfb
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Too late!! RT
@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. | More Corrections: http://onion.com/10Y9yfbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Bleach should not be consumed. The Onion apologizes for any confusion. More Corrections: http://onion.com/10Y9yfb ”@lauren_coseoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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