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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Apr 2013

    Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Sayshttp://onion.com/10WSgMC 

    8:30 PM - 11 Apr 2013
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      1. Jeff Goldsmith‏ @yogoldsmith 11 Apr 2013
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        It ain't that bad... RT @TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Sayshttp://onion.com/10WSgMC 

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      1. Chainsaw Siguy‏ @this_is_siguy 12 Apr 2013
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        I hope @pmiscove laughs: “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”

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      1. Chenagrrl‏ @Chenagrrl 12 Apr 2013
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        To @oiretiree “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”

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      1. Alex Dandino @ #LACC2018‏ @alexdandino 11 Apr 2013
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        RT "@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”

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      1. Julia Lvova‏ @105Jl 13 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion loved this show, can't wait for season 2. If season1 was driven by Sorkin's ideas, keep them coming

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      2. michael felix‏ @cinefelix 12 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”sounds right @Gojira84

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      3. Cthu-Lou Studdert‏ @Gojira84 12 Apr 2013
        Replying to @cinefelix

        @cinefelix @theonion hahaha. Funny, but not nearly as good as the Game of Thrones piece the other week.

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      4. michael felix‏ @cinefelix 12 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Gojira84

        @Gojira84 @theonion their girls ones were the best.

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      1. Patrick Fealey‏ @patrick_fealey 12 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion many editors get where they are because they can't think and make lousy reporters. i saw it time and time again when i was in news

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      1. David Kincaid‏ @chubbynupta 12 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ” Art imitating life.

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      1. Andy Aaron‏ @andyaaron 12 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Rafferty Fynn‏ @raffrodisiac 12 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion @oliviamunn thought you would get a kick out of this! I can't wait for the new season!

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      1. Nodding Head Brewing‏ @NoddingHeadBrew 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ” Nice mention! Oh, wait...

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      1. Caitlin Moyer‏Verified account @Cmoyer 11 Apr 2013
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        @ThomasSadoski “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”

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      1. Kenneth Grosso‏ @KGG326 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ” so true

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      1. Mark Adams‏ @mwadams73 11 Apr 2013
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        Actual laughter here. “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ”

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      1. Matt Hartley‏ @rmatthartley 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says http://onion.com/10WSgMC ” I love Sorkin, but yes

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      1. Thelonious Brooks‏ @biggieschmaltz 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion terrified 'Onion' writers scared of being thrown under the bus by their own editors post-oscars. step your game up.

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      1. Bossma‏ @AdamBosma1 11 Apr 2013
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