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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Apr 2013

    “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkiehttp://onion.com/17tyZJ9 

    6:30 PM - 11 Apr 2013
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      1. Sean Carroll‏ @seankyaroru 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like @CesarePolenghi re. Shinkansen “@TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it real bad." http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 ”

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      1. Callie Lorentson‏ @callielorentson 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That toddler later grows up to be THIS guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw …

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      1. Chris Hanchey‏ @chrishanchey 11 Apr 2013
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        @joshua_fryer “@TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 ”

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      1. Dave Denicke‏ @ddenicke 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train. I need it bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkie http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 ” @GabrielaDenicke #xavi

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      1. Jay Mays‏ @jaysmays 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkie http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 

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      2. Colleen Duke‏ @Meercoll 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @klandes Sound familiar? @TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkie

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      3. Kelli Landes‏ @klandes 12 Apr 2013
        Replying to @Meercoll

        Oh, @Meercoll, once again @TheOnion is more like my life than is comfortable.

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      1. Sarah Betancourt‏ @sweetadelinevt 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @IanCGrady

        @IanCGrady @TheOnion this is hilarious

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      1. Sarah Mueller‏ @wauwatosa1991 11 Apr 2013
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        My kids... “@TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkie

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      1. Jason Schickerling‏ @jschick54 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it—I need it real bad." – Logan Gunter, toddler junkie http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 ”

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      1. smoofinator‏ @smoofinator 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion I do not think "toddler junkie" means what you think it means.

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      1. Christina Chieffo‏ @christina_chief 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion published the story of @tom_kuklinski as a child. “I’ve got to look at a train right now. I need it. http://onion.com/17tyZJ9 ”

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      1. Ben Schulz‏ @bnschlz 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion that's nothing. My toddler's hooked on rubbish bins.

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