Update: RT@TheOnion: "Within...48 hours or so, Mr. Cheney generally exhausts his heart until it is totally unusable." http://onion.com/17tQRna
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@TheOnion so why doesn't it just stop...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Join millions of your fellow citizens online and protest against the passage of this bill.#VoteNoCISPAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's Ok...he has screened virgins chained in his basement for just such a emergency.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how does he wear out something he doesn't use?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Cheney don't have a heart. That man is totaly heartless.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion QUIT RIPPING ON MY DICK!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it takes that long?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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