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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Apr 2013

    This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at:http://onion.com/17tdR5E 

    11:04 AM - 11 Apr 2013
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      2. Tyne Oberlander‏ @tyneoberlander 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E ” @kelanthemachine #CharbucksBlows

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. kelly‏ @kelanthemachine 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @tyneoberlander

        @tyneoberlander idk what i would do without @theonion to bring joy to my heart everyday. beautiful, sarcastic joy

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      4. Tyne Oberlander‏ @tyneoberlander 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @kelanthemachine

        @kelanthemachine idk what I would do without you to bring joy to my heart every day. Or, you know, the days you respond to texts 😘

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      2. Scare Ick‏ @dexhandle 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've actually seen this happening. RT @TheOnion This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E 

        1 reply 2 retweets 0 likes
      3. Luke Cieslewicz‏ @actorLuke 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @dexhandle

        @dexhandle Go Irish! Wait, was there more to that story?

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      4. Scare Ick‏ @dexhandle 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @actorLuke

        @actorLuke I did think of you instantly when I read that.

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      1. Kyle Unzicker‏ @kyle_unzicker 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        all my sads "@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E "

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      1. kq‏ @kimmiesuz 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion unfortunately I've been forced to do this before. So sad

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      1. WarHorse Technologies‏ @FoxBodySVRider 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Awe to be Young again...just for the Bashing

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      1. Mili‏ @parallelcircles 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Sad indeed.

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      1. Jena Williams‏ @Jena_Williams 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion Who cares? This isn't a story

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      1. Andrew L Simpson Jr‏ @asimps512 11 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E  this was clearly written by someone in their twenties

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      1. Charlie Kirk Cameron Diaz‏ @thegoatmajestic 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E ” This touched me. Thank you for sharing.

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      1. Megan Cullip‏ @megancullip 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E ” #truth

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      1. Wendy Thomas Russell‏ @WendyRussell 11 Apr 2013
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        Oh, Onion. Sometimes you just nail it. RT @TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E 

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      1. Tab Martinez‏ @Tab_Martinez 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E ” I'm in tears.

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      1. rambling‏ @gonerambling 11 Apr 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Last year a UK national charity chose a coffee shop to tell longstanding employees that their jobs were at risk of redundancy

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      1. steve crosbie‏ @steveamatree 11 Apr 2013
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        “@TheOnion: This heartbreaking image is pretty tough to look at: http://onion.com/17tdR5E ” Had worse but you're on the right lines

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