@TheOnion Yes, it's true. North Korea just banned assault weapons and requires background checks for all concealed atomic weapons. Bravo!
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@DanCMahoney “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “Great, now you’ve got me all hungry for camel.” http://onion.com/11Z8wjZ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion One hump or two ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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